By Zweli Martin Dlamini

It has become a norm for Mswati’s regime to quote the Constitution, particularly, the Bill of Rights when facing international pressure to democratize.

But the reality on the ground suggests that, the Constitution in its current form, is like a house-plan, only alleged ‘insane’ politicians like Government Spokesperson Alpheous Nxumalo can refer to a drawing as a complete mansion.  

A house plan drawing only gives you a picture of how your mansion will look like but, without implementation, the owner can sleep inside it only, in the world of imagination.

Alpheous Nxumalo is known for asking nude pictures from different women, perhaps he uses those images to have sex with them, in the world of imagination, such sexual act is also known as masturbation.

In light of the aforementioned, it is worth mentioning that, when Alpheous Nxumalo quoted the Bill of Rights in the Constitution, when responding to the Secretary General of the African National Congress(ANC) Fikile Mbalula, he was performing what could be best described as political masturbation.

Democracy in eSwatini under the current Constitution that placed Mswati anibe the law, can only exist in the world of imagination. 

That the Constitution have the Bill of Rights, does not mean, emaSwati enjoy those rights, pro-democracy activists are tortured, arrested and killed in this country. 

Alpheous Nxumalo must understand that politics is about governance not masturbation, we must speak reality here not wishes and imaginary political thoughts.

ANC Secretary General Fikile Mbalula is the Controlling Officer of a ruling party, in a democratic country, he knows the definition of democracy.

King Mswati, Prime Minister Cleopas Dlamini and his Deputy Themba Masuku were not voted for, into public office, this is the democracy that only exist in Alpheous Nxumalo’s world of imagination.